The Mother & The Potato Guru
The lawnmower grew wings. Heaven’s grass had gotten so long, God went about naked, hidden between the blades.
Back on Earth, a game of hide-and-go-seek was happening between a mother and herself. Upon finding herself, she decided to learn the ways of the storm chaser. She began by chasing her own tail, spawning a twister. Once tired of that, she took a trek up a mountain of potatoes.
At the top was the much sought after Potato Guru. He said to the woman to put a toe on him. “Put a toe on me,” demanded the guru. Potato on him? Indeed, potatoes were certainly on, in, and around him.
Satisfied, the mother returned to the kitchen to prepare dinner for two–herself as a content mistress and herself as a miserable saint.